Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde
we'd never see the Badly Drawn Map, Oz Memorial, Colour Garden and rabbit before our train departed, and pointed out that not only did Vermillion's museum have the best collection of Vimto bottles anywhere in the Colective, but on Mondays and Thursdays they demonstrated a gramophone.
"A fourteen-second clip of "Something Got Me Started", he said, as if something vaguely red-related would swing it.
But I wasn't ready to conceede my choice.
"The rabbit's getting pretty old", I persisted, having read the safety briefing in the How Best to Enjoy your Rabbit Experience leaflet, "and petting is no longer mandatory"